"...It's me, hi, I'm the problem"😂

The title of my newest short story says it all:

"I Can Explain, I Swear"

Photo by Zora Grizz

Two authors are discussing a murderous plot on the phone, as one of them makes their precarious way down a mountain to get the mail.

...I think we can all agree that authors should not be allowed out and about among normal folk. I say this...as an author...

...My sincerest apologies to all nice, normal, young couples who are just wanting a romantic getaway with a hot tub.There are authors lurking in these woods, ok?! And there's absolutely nothing I can do about it.

CW: Discussion of murder.