Oh yes, folx. It's happening.
Humans on the internet can now read WORDS that I have WRITTEN!
<<throws hands in the air>>
<<an unhinged and diabolical laugh echoes through the laboratory I'm suddenly in>>
<<thunder crashes overhead>>
<<I grow a lab coat>>
<<lightening strikes uncomfortably close>>
So. Um. You know. Check it out.
There's cool stories there, that you can read for free.
Please be entertained by my delightful bullshit, that's all I ask.
...That and like...I dunno...maybe cash in bundles of 500 in an unmarked duffel bag in a mysterious locker somewhere? Just tell me where tho.
Or rave reviews. Either or.
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