I even made a goddamn Linktree :D

*throws way too much glitter into the air*

I'm legit AF now. Having a Linktree says it all.

And so EFFICIENT!!! I love it.

...Kinda renders having a website like...*almost* superfluous.

BUT THEN WHERE WOULD I TYPE ALL OF MY FAVORITE CURSE WORDS AND BATSHIT CRAZY WRITING?! ....Like this missive?!

Thankfully for us all (I can hear the collective sigh of relief), I have this website AND a Linktree AND an Instagram AAAAANNNND a Medium page.

So thanks for being here, and there, and there and even there.

And I hope your day gets a lil' funnier ;)